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A birthday gift for my Bestttt Franndd!!
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Go ahead and try it ;)
(via openlyinsane)
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We don’t choose to be gay, we just get lucky.
(via rotatingtundra)
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Trying to discreetly chew gum in class
Expectation:
Reality:
(via pita-ayuso)
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she gives me life
(via pita-ayuso)
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“Yo mama’s so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.”
^^^The reasons why I follow Alexa on Twitter.
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
